There’s been a lot of talk about Opus’s presidential campaign and his “wedge” issue. Opus is advocating for two spaces after a
period. I think Opus is as qualified for office as any of the candidates, and in
the case of Donald Trump, he may even be more qualified (given the choice
between Donald Trump and a fictitious cartoon penguin, I’d vote for the fictitious
cartoon penguin any day). The factions are vehement in their support of what
they see as “right.” The rallying cries of, “bossy Liberals!” and “antiquated Neanderthals!”
(as artist Berke Breathed characterized the two sides in one of his strips) are loud and
many (and second only to those who want someone to take up the cause of the
Oxford, or serial, comma, which really doesn’t need any help because it’s easy
to prove how necessary it is with the Strippers-JFK-Stalin example—Google it).
I myself am a devoted one-spacer. When I typed on a
typewriter, I was a two spacer, but when I started using Facebook and Twitter,
which count spaces as “characters” I switched allegiances. When you can add two or three or even four
extra characters to a post or tweet, and when those characters can make or
break a joke, I see a strong argument for converting. Sacrifice an unnecessary
space in favor of a laugh? I’m in.
I have a friend (ahem*Jeff*ahem) who continues to adhere to
the outdated, archaic practice of two spaces. His logic (inasmuch as one could
call it “logic”) is that it makes a text easier to read. It’s more elegant.
Well, so are hoop skirts, but you don’t see them on the street anymore.
My argument is that we’ve evolved beyond the need for two
spaces. Just as we no longer use or need our appendix, two spaces is an idea
whose time has passed. It’s not the only thing from earlier generations that
has outlived its usefulness. New information has caused opinions to change and for
us to ultimately reject many beliefs we previously regarded as nearly scriptural.
Let’s have a little looksee at some of the wisdom we once accepted that has
been proven false.
For starters, once upon a time there were four food groups.
In that scenario both ice cream and cheese were considered a serving of dairy,
providing calcium to build strong bones. Today cheese is a protein, and ice
cream is in that unreachable tippy top of the pyramid, the Rapunzel’s tower of food,
labeled, “sugar, added fats and salt: use sparingly.” What once would have been
acceptable to consume daily as part of our necessary nutritional intake is now
an occasional treat.
As a child, I was allowed to stand on the front seat of our
VW bug with my head pressed against the roof. When forced to slam on the breaks
suddenly, my mother would fling her right arm out to prevent me flying through the
windshield. When I was too tall to stand (by about age four), I sat in the
front seat and the same flinging arm restraint was employed. Today we wouldn’t dream
of letting our four or five year old ride in the back seat without proper
restraint, much less in the front seat, but back in the day it was the norm.
Automobile safety wasn’t the only thing we were misguided
about as a society. How many times were we told to wait an hour to go swimming
after we ate? Mothers cautioned us about the dire cramps we were liable to get
if we went swimming too soon after lunch. We’d cramp up and drown, they said, and we all believed
this, in spite of the fact that no deaths caused by ill-timed aquatic exertion
ever made headlines.
Of course there are also things like red dye #2, chlorofluorocarbons,
DDT, and cigarettes. All things we now
know to be harmful, but which at one time we used and celebrated.
And so we return to the second space after a period. The
argument for its pure aesthetic is a weak one. Studies have shown that the two
space format does not, in fact, enhance readability in a text. To be fair, the argument of using only one space for the same reason
doesn’t hold water, either. A single space saves real estate, whether in
printed material, or in an electronic version. To continue to use two spaces
when there is no real benefit or need is foolish. To do so because “that’s how
we’ve always done it” is short sighted indeed. If that were the case, we’d be
driving around without our seat belts, and smoking three packs a day.
The world evolves. Things change. Two spaces after a period
has outlived its usefulness. Let us move forward as a society, and embrace the
single space.
